Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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