okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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