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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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