Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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