whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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