my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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