I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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