Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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