i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
