party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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