that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
