There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I forget how to act sober
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