Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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