just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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