i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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