covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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