trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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