I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Randomize
