totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
These tits shall not be calmed
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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