my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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