I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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