Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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