I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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