bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
How's work?
Spinning.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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