Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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