This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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