Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
This toilet bowl is my home.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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