You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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