pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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