either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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