i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
