i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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