no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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