i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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