she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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