I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
All the doctor said was why
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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