it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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