remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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