I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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