Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I would fuck him just for his dog
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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