i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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