bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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