He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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