I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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