yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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