Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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