If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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