In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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