But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I love you.
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