Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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