my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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