Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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