Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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