All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize
