I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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