what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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